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25 Best am I a joke to you: Knock, knock Who’s there? Broken pencil A broken pencil who? Oh, never mind it’s pointless!

 

25 Best am I a joke to you

 

Joke:1

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it’s pointless!

Joke:2

Why did the children eat
their homework?
Because their teacher said
it was a piece of cake.

Joke:3

Teacher: Didn’t you hear
Me call you?
Pupil: But you said not
to answer you back!

Joke:4

What did one math book say to
the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my
own problems!

Joke:5

How do you get straight
A’s?
By using a ruler!

Joke:6

Where do birds go to
school?
High school.

Joke:7

Why can’t you do a math test
in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

Joke:8

What did the calculator say
to the other calculator?
You can count on me!

Joke:9

What’s the best place to
grow flowers in school?
In kindergarten.

Joke:10

Why did the new boy steal a
chair from the classroom?
Because the teacher told him
to take a seat.

25 Best am I a joke to you

Joke:11

What did you learn in
school today?
Not enough, I have to go
back tomorrow!

Joke:12

What did you learn in
school today?
Not enough, I have to go
back tomorrow!

Joke:13

What are you going to
be when you get out of
school?
An old man!

Joke:14

Teacher: What is the shortest
month?
Pupil: May, it only has three
letters.

Joke:15

Why were the teacher’s
eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her
pupils!

Joke:16

What do you call a boy
with a dictionary in his
pocket?
Smartie Pants!

Joke:17

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say
the alphabet
Boy: OK
abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where’s the p?
Boy: “Halfway down my leg.”

Joke:18

Teacher, I can’t solve this
problem.
Any five year old should be
able to solve this one.
No wonder I can’t do it
then, I’m nearly ten!

Joke:19

Why was the music
teacher not able to open
his classroom?
Because his keys were
on the piano.

Joke:20

What do you get when you
cross a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!

Joke:21

Teacher: If 5 people gave
you $20, what do you get?
Pupil: A new bike.

Joke:22

Why did the teacher
wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so
bright!

Joke:23

What school subject is a witch
good at?
Spelling.

Joke:24

Why did the clock go to
the principal’s office?
For tocking too much!

Joke:25

What object is the king of
the classroom?
The ruler!

 

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