Best Latest Jokes in English 2021
Best Latest Jokes in English 2021 Girlfriend – do you love me? Lover – yes, Girlfriend – But you don’t care about me. Lover – don’t care about someone who loves … !!!
Joke: 1
Friend – I have to give a gift to my girlfriend, what should I do …?
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Alex – Give Gold Ring by doing this.
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Friend – tell me something big…
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Alex – Then let the gold ring go,
Give her MRF tires… !!!
Joke: 2
Difference between showing happiness and hiding …
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You have to show up when your brother-in-law comes home!
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And…
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If sister-in-law comes then you have to hide… !!!
Joke: 3
Girlfriend – do you love me?
Lover – yes
Girlfriend – But you don’t care about me.
Lover – don’t care about someone who loves … !!!
Joke: 4
Alex – Why a little time is kept between engagement and marriage?
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Austin – Why …?
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Alex – so that no one can say that
I was not given a chance to survive the accident
Joke: 5
When a village was flooded, the media persons went to the Village Head and said –
The population of your village is 500 in the government register and
900 people have been evacuated from the river so far, how so?
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Village Head said – The account of the register is absolutely correct!
What is it that no helicopter has boarded our village,
Those army men pull them out to the side and
They jump into the water again to board the helicopter !!!
Joke: 6
Son – Father, tell me one thing…
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Father – Say yes…
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Son – I have 10 fake IDs on Facebook.
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Father – Why are you telling me?
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Son – I am the Amelia whom you have been calling for 10 days at tea.
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Then what, slap …slap … !!!
Joke: 7
Four friends get into trouble after paying dinner in the hotel
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Finally it was decided that by circling the hotel
First of all, he will give the bill.
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The manager blew the whistle, ran around…
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It’s been 10 days, the poor manager still has his
Waiting to come…!
Joke: 8
Mother – Wake up unworthy!
See when the sun has come out!
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Son – what happened then mother!
He even sleeps before me … !!
Joke: 9
Master – Where were you since so many days?
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Student – Had the bird flu!
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Master – but it happens in birds, not humans.
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Students – Where have you understood humans …?
Every day he makes cock … !!!
Joke: 10
Teacher – children, you know, our next generation
Tiger and lion will not be able to see!
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Alex – Hey sir! So what do we do …?
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We have not even seen dinosaurs,
But if you ever complain, tell me!
Best Latest Jokes in English 2021