Tell me some funny Jokes

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Tell me some funny Jokes

Tell me some funny Jokes

Tell me some funny Jokes: Girls who didn’t even talk to us in school
Today she messages on Facebook Nice Pic
Hey, Crazy Was it blind at school

Jokes:1 Girls who didn’t even talk to us in school
Today she messages on Facebook Nice Pic
Hey, Crazy Was it blind at school


Jokes:2 Thinking to get gorilla glass on my heart too
If the glass is broken then the heart will not be broke


Tell me some funny Jokes

Jokes:3 A maniac- (hiding cigarette in his hand)
Tell me what’s in my hand ??
The second crazy – train
First – how did you know ??
Second – I saw smoke coming out.


Jokes:4 The patient said after the operation: ‘Doctor sir,
Am I disease-free now?
Got an answer from the front: son, doctor sir
So left on earth, I am a devil


Jokes:5 Pintu: Doctor, for several days
My head is aching …
Doctors: Have to have a city scan?
Pintu: Just for my illness
Why the scan of the city, Doctor sir?

Tell me some funny Jokes

Tell me some good jokes

Jokes:6 Teacher: – Money aside,
Mind on the other side, what will you choose?

Student: Money.

Teacher: – Wrong, I choose a Mind

Student: – You are right, Madame
He who lacks what he chooses


Jokes:7 A girl did not feel like studying at all!
She went to the professor to pass
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Girl – Sir, I can do anything to pass

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Professor – Anything …?
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Girl – Yes, anything ..!
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Professor – then read the daughter … !!!


Jokes:8 Pappu – Come together, we both share the pain…!
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Tappu – But how …?
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Pappu – you put your finger in the door,
I press
Then the two of us will shout… !!!


Jokes:9 Uncle – and son, how is the preparation for the exam…?

Pappu – Just Uncle, all the preparation is done,
Just left to study … !!!


Jokes:10 Aunt – the daughter, are you married …?
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Girl – Yes, done …!
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Aunt – So what is your husband doing…?
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Girl – Repent … !!!
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When you feel like …

 Tell me some funny Jokes

Funny jokes in English

Jokes:11 Wife – You call me by name, because of this
Children too have started calling me by name…!
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Husband – Ok … so from tomorrow
I will call you mother … !!!


Jokes:12 Love should be one-sided
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Being equal on both sides
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The risk of getting married increases … !!!


Jokes:13 Stopped wandering on Earth when …
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A girl asked the milkman …
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Brother, will there be any other color in it…?


Jokes:14 Women always forget men
Troubled by habit …
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whereas…
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The problem for men is that
Women have a habit of remembering … !!!


Jokes:15 Credit is also a wonderful thing …
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The first taker begs …
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Giver later … !!!


Best jokes in English

Jokes:16 Don’t hate me so much, girls
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I’m human … someone …
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No gourd vegetables… !!!


Jokes:17 Pappu – Never think bad about yourself…!
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Tappu – Why …?
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Pappu -Because God has kept neighbors and relatives to think bad


Jokes:18 Son (from father) – gives the key to the car, go to college is a function …
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Papa – Why…?
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Son – Pride will increase if I go in a car of 1 million…!
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Papa – If you take this 10$, 30 lakhs bus, then more pride will increase … !!!


Jokes:19 Two passengers on the train …
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First – WhatsUp Always drives the human being
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Second – how is that…?
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First – look at me now, two stations had to come back…
But I have come forward …!


Jokes:20 Husband – listen, do not put on mobile charging overnight,
The battery will burst …!
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Wife – You don’t worry,
I will remove the battery and put it on charging … !!!

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