Tom riddle | Best 35 Tom Riddles Tom riddle | Best 35 Tom Riddles What flowers have two lips? They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? Why didn’t the farmer cry when his dairy did cow fell off the cliff? How many sheep does it take to make One wool sweater?
Tom Riddle1 Riddle:1 What’s white when it’s dirty, and black when it’s clean? Answer: A blackboard.
Riddle2 Riddle:2 What’s the capital of “England”? Answer: The capital of “England” is E
Riddle3 Riddle:3 What do we tell the donkey worn its pajamas (pyjamasBrt)? Answer: We call it ZEBRA
Riddle4 Riddle:4 What’s “bacteria”? Answer: The back entrance of a cafeteria
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Tom Riddle5 Riddle:5 What’s the biggest party in the car? Answer: The biggest part of a car is the MIRROR of the car. Sometimes we can see a mountain in it
Riddle6 Riddle:6 What day do fish hate? Answer: Fry-day
Riddle7 Riddle:7 Why are roosters the neatest birds? Answer: Because they always carry their combs! 120 N.R.G.!
Riddle8 Riddle:8 Which three letters of the alphabet do all the work? Answer: Kungflu!
Riddle9 Riddle:9 Why were the little drops of ink crying? Answer: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long her sentence would be
Tom Riddle10 Riddle:10 How many sheep does it take to make One wool sweater? Answer: I didn’t even know sheep could knit!
Riddle11 Riddle:11 What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Answer: Explanation
Riddle12 Riddle:12 What’s the most colorful state of the U.S.A.? Answer: Colorado
Riddle13 Riddle:13 In what state does it cost the most to live in? Answer: Expennsylvania
Riddle14 Riddle:14 What did the cannibal who was late for Does dinner get? Answer: The cold shoulder
Tom Riddle15 Riddle:15 What do you call a dog with no legs? Answer: Why bother, he won’t come anyway
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Riddle16 Riddle:16 How do you top a car? Answer: Tap on the brake, stupid!
Riddle17 Riddle:17 Is there a word in the English language Answer: Unquestionably!
Riddle18 Riddle:18 Why do birds fly south for the winter? Answer: Because it’s too far to walk
Riddle19 Riddle:19 What is the tallest building in our town? Answer: The library. (It has the most stories.)
Tom Riddle20 Riddle:20 What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Answer: Dam!
Riddle21 Riddle:21 The teacher speaking to a student said, “Saud, name two pronouns.”? Answer: Saud who suddenly woke up, said, “Who, me?”
Riddle22 Riddle:22 Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it? Answer: Student: Obviously it is the past tense
Riddle23 Riddle:23 What is orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot
Riddle24 Riddle:24 Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Answer: The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Tom Riddle25 Riddle:25 What do you call a deer with no eyes? Answer: No idea. (No eye deer)
Riddle26 Riddle:26 ESL teacher: You must never begin the sentence “I am…”. Answer: Clever student: Please sir, what’s wrong with “I is a vowel”.
Riddle27 Riddle:27 How should you dress on a cold day? Answer: Quickly!
Riddle28 Riddle:28 Why do witches fly about on broomsticks? Answer: Because vacuum cleaners don’t have a long enough cord?
Riddle29 Riddle:29 Who tells chicken jokes? Answer: Comedians!
Tom Riddle30 Riddle:30 What flowers have two lips? Answer: Tulips
Riddle31 Riddle:31 What did one light bulb say to another light bulb? Answer: You are the light of my life
Riddle32 Riddle:32 They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? Answer: A Stamps
Riddle33 Riddle:33 Why didn’t the farmer cry when his dairy did cow fell off the cliff? Answer: There’s no use crying over spilt milk
Riddle34 Riddle:34 What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? Answer: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches Cells.
Tom Riddle35 Riddle:35 Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work
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