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Tom Riddle1 Riddle:1 What’s white when it’s dirty, and black when it’s clean? Answer: A blackboard.
Riddle2 Riddle:2 What’s the capital of “England”? Answer: The capital of “England” is E
Riddle3 Riddle:3 What do we tell the donkey worn its pajamas (pyjamasBrt)? Answer: We call it ZEBRA
Riddle4 Riddle:4 What’s “bacteria”? Answer: The back entrance of a cafeteria
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Tom Riddle5 Riddle:5 What’s the biggest party in the car? Answer: The biggest part of a car is the MIRROR of the car. Sometimes we can see a mountain in it
Riddle6 Riddle:6 What day do fish hate? Answer: Fry-day
Riddle7 Riddle:7 Why are roosters the neatest birds? Answer: Because they always carry their combs! 120 N.R.G.!
Riddle8 Riddle:8 Which three letters of the alphabet do all the work? Answer: Kungflu!
Riddle9 Riddle:9 Why were the little drops of ink crying? Answer: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how long her sentence would be
Tom Riddle10 Riddle:10 How many sheep does it take to make One wool sweater? Answer: I didn’t even know sheep could knit!
Riddle11 Riddle:11 What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Answer: Explanation
Riddle12 Riddle:12 What’s the most colorful state of the U.S.A.? Answer: Colorado
Riddle13 Riddle:13 In what state does it cost the most to live in? Answer: Expennsylvania
Riddle14 Riddle:14 What did the cannibal who was late for Does dinner get? Answer: The cold shoulder
Tom Riddle15 Riddle:15 What do you call a dog with no legs? Answer: Why bother, he won’t come anyway
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Riddle16 Riddle:16 How do you top a car? Answer: Tap on the brake, stupid!
Riddle17 Riddle:17 Is there a word in the English language Answer: Unquestionably!
Riddle18 Riddle:18 Why do birds fly south for the winter? Answer: Because it’s too far to walk
Riddle19 Riddle:19 What is the tallest building in our town? Answer: The library. (It has the most stories.)
Tom Riddle20 Riddle:20 What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Answer: Dam!
Riddle21 Riddle:21 The teacher speaking to a student said, “Saud, name two pronouns.”? Answer: Saud who suddenly woke up, said, “Who, me?”
Riddle22 Riddle:22 Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses. Now, if say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it? Answer: Student: Obviously it is the past tense
Riddle23 Riddle:23 What is orange and sounds like a parrot? Answer: A carrot
Riddle24 Riddle:24 Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Answer: The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Tom Riddle25 Riddle:25 What do you call a deer with no eyes? Answer: No idea. (No eye deer)
Riddle26 Riddle:26 ESL teacher: You must never begin the sentence “I am…”. Answer: Clever student: Please sir, what’s wrong with “I is a vowel”.
Riddle27 Riddle:27 How should you dress on a cold day? Answer: Quickly!
Riddle28 Riddle:28 Why do witches fly about on broomsticks? Answer: Because vacuum cleaners don’t have a long enough cord?
Riddle29 Riddle:29 Who tells chicken jokes? Answer: Comedians!
Tom Riddle30 Riddle:30 What flowers have two lips? Answer: Tulips
Riddle31 Riddle:31 What did one light bulb say to another light bulb? Answer: You are the light of my life
Riddle32 Riddle:32 They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they? Answer: A Stamps
Riddle33 Riddle:33 Why didn’t the farmer cry when his dairy did cow fell off the cliff? Answer: There’s no use crying over spilt milk
Riddle34 Riddle:34 What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor? Answer: A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches Cells.
Tom Riddle35 Riddle:35 Why do cows have bells? Answer: Because their horns don’t work
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