25 Best am I a joke to you
25 Best am I a joke to you: Knock, knock Who’s there? Broken pencil A broken pencil who? Oh, never mind it’s pointless!
25 Best am I a joke to you
Joke:1
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Oh, never mind it’s pointless!
Joke:2
Why did the children eat
their homework?
Because their teacher said
it was a piece of cake.
Joke:3
Teacher: Didn’t you hear
Me call you?
Pupil: But you said not
to answer you back!
Joke:4
What did one math book say to
the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my
own problems!
Joke:5
How do you get straight
A’s?
By using a ruler!
Joke:6
Where do birds go to
school?
High school.
Joke:7
Why can’t you do a math test
in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
Joke:8
What did the calculator say
to the other calculator?
You can count on me!
Joke:9
What’s the best place to
grow flowers in school?
In kindergarten.
Joke:10
Why did the new boy steal a
chair from the classroom?
Because the teacher told him
to take a seat.
25 Best am I a joke to you
Joke:11
What did you learn in
school today?
Not enough, I have to go
back tomorrow!
Joke:12
What did you learn in
school today?
Not enough, I have to go
back tomorrow!
Joke:13
What are you going to
be when you get out of
school?
An old man!
Joke:14
Teacher: What is the shortest
month?
Pupil: May, it only has three
letters.
Joke:15
Why were the teacher’s
eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her
pupils!
Joke:16
What do you call a boy
with a dictionary in his
pocket?
Smartie Pants!
Joke:17
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say
the alphabet
Boy: OK
abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where’s the p?
Boy: “Halfway down my leg.”
Joke:18
Teacher, I can’t solve this
problem.
Any five year old should be
able to solve this one.
No wonder I can’t do it
then, I’m nearly ten!
Joke:19
Why was the music
teacher not able to open
his classroom?
Because his keys were
on the piano.
Joke:20
What do you get when you
cross a teacher and a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
Joke:21
Teacher: If 5 people gave
you $20, what do you get?
Pupil: A new bike.
Joke:22
Why did the teacher
wear sunglasses?
Because his class was so
bright!
Joke:23
What school subject is a witch
good at?
Spelling.
Joke:24
Why did the clock go to
the principal’s office?
For tocking too much!
Joke:25
What object is the king of
the classroom?
The ruler!